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I hate dogs from 3rd July 2007

July 5, 2007 · 10 Comments

I went to the hospital after a serious Dog bite. The wound was deep and lost some blood too. The doctor advised a TT and anti-rabies injection. The injections cost pretty high, its imported from France said the doc. I dint care about the money, but wanted the dog dead by noon.

“Keep an eye on the dog for 10 days” said the doc “symptoms of rabies will be evident in 10 days, most probably if its infected, it will die in 2 weeks”. “If nothing happens to the dog, then nothing to worry.”  said the doc. They gave me two shots, and I have 4 more pending. These have to be taken on the 3rd day, 7th, 14th and 28th. That means I will have to wait two weeks before I can take revenge.

 Well it’s my neighbor’s pet dog, and it bit me while I was walking down the street. I did not invade its space, nor did I try for any confrontation. It just came and attacked me. I was wearing shorts, which is one of the reasons why I have a deep injury. How to take revenge on the dog? 

Plan #1

 Beat the s*** out of it, but this mean direct confrontation and this is a bit risky. But this will sure cool me off, and will give me a feeling that I am indeed taking revenge. 

   Plan #2 

 Run over it with a car. But then this is too complicated. First of all, getting my car and the dog in position is gonna be tough. Nevertheless I could try my luck. 

    Plan #3 

 Use rat poison sandwiched with chicken pieces and bread. This tasty combination could be the easiest way to take revenge. This indeed will make me feel proud and happy each time I get the shots (FIVE TIMES!!!!!) and when I had difficulty in walking and all the mental pressure I went through. 

    Honestly speaking, I am not going to go forward with any of my plans, but next time I see the dog, I will run and won’t act brave…

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