How to topple a government? By An Idiotician.

How to topple a government?

By An Idiotician.

Important notice : You can use this against your own government, your people and more importantly against your country.

1. The best part of toppling a government is the crores of money we lose when we have to go for elections ahead of schedule. What the hell, its tax payers fund anyway.

2. Another good part is the coverage we get on TV. Wow I can say this, that and everyone will come around with microphones asking about something, errr Nuclear Deal what was that? I always reply that ‘Its against the interest of the country’ hehe, well its against my interest, I mean who cares about the country?

3. Now for the toppling part, lets get all our MPs from Jail first. Wait a minute, one of us is in Jail for murder. No problems, we can get him on bail for the confidence vote, or is there a Vote from Jail option? I will start that provision once our government comes to power.

4. What he is sick? Bring him down in an Ambulance… What??? he is abroad on a surgery? Get an AIR AMBULANCE. This is national emergency, we need to get the government down.

5. What? Economy will suffer? Dear, I have plenty at my wife’s estate house. She has hidden it deep under. So much for economy.

6. Inflation? What is that?

7. Get every friend, foe anything which walks on 2 legs to support us.

This idiotician wanted total anonymity when he gave the above 7 points. I think he deserves it as he was very honest in what he said above.