And thats how the **** vanished.
Our college mess was a mess. The kitchen was a mess, the cook was a bigger mess, and the food was even bigger………….mess thats when we decided to form the ‘Mess committee’ . We had to make sure that the Mess committee wouldn’t keep up with its ‘name’ and work on improving the quality of the food.
And we formulated a menu. With almost 98% non-veggies, our menu had chicken 4 days a week, fish for one day, egg and complete veg for the last two days. The mess contractor was not that happpy with the menu, but after some persuasions and bargaining he finally accepted the menu.
Day 1
The chicken curry was good, we enjoyed every bite of it.
Month 3
The chicken tasted different, but good.
Month 5
We got used to the new taste.
Month 8
The pieces we unnaturally large for a chicken. I couldn’t make out which part of the chicken was being served. It was not the leg, nor the breast. Seemed very very large.
Month 9
Friend “Hey seems like we are not seeing all those stray dogs anymore”
Me ” May be they died after eating our mess food, haha”
My friend looked at me and we echoed ” NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
Note: We are still not sure about what was served. But my best guess would be well you know. Anyways we did not have any health problems and it was tasty.
And thats how the dogs vanished.
23 responses so far ↓
dinu // October 31, 2008 at 7:15 pm |
hahahahahaha , you dint ask the mess contractor ?
Sahaja // October 31, 2008 at 7:53 pm |
Ohh my my……:O….ya true college messes are really “mess”
Ruhi // October 31, 2008 at 10:31 pm |
Hahaha
reminds me of my college mess days.
I can’t eat nutrella ever again…because even if someone cooks it well, it reminds me of the dish that was served in my college mess.
Reema // November 1, 2008 at 5:15 am |
I have heard similar stories of some restaurants. Hostel mess..aaahh…After I came back home after 4 yrs at hostel, I didnt eat chhole, rajma, parathas etc for two years. Even now I hate it when my mom makes poha on sundays! It reminds me of the terrible times spent in hostel food wise. Girls’ hostel food is worse than Boys’ hostel.
Sakhi // November 1, 2008 at 5:46 am |
s4n705h // November 1, 2008 at 6:36 am |
well my personal take “Dog meat is testier than Chicken.”
Priti // November 1, 2008 at 7:13 am |
Oh gosh! What a ‘mess’!
vishesh // November 1, 2008 at 8:21 am |
lol
now that is a good,way to control stray population
megcloud9 // November 1, 2008 at 6:13 pm |
a messy affair
Raji // November 2, 2008 at 9:07 am |
OH OH!! (eww..)
Nita // November 2, 2008 at 3:49 pm |
dogs eh. we suspected the crows and the rats when we were in the hostel!
Chirag // November 3, 2008 at 5:55 am |
I smell a hot dog
soham shah // November 3, 2008 at 7:09 am |
Awwww … Tht was disgusting !! .. Totally insane ..
I hope it turns out to be wrong !!
Suda // November 3, 2008 at 9:45 am |
Its called Bada Khana …. just FYI
Manoj // November 4, 2008 at 5:17 am |
Dog Meat!!!!! :O
really!!!!?????
And you liked it
Anshul // November 5, 2008 at 3:24 pm |
Thats how we can fight those road accidents you know, where stray animals out of no where come and cause accidents.
Nikhil // November 6, 2008 at 7:31 am |
Holy crap!
You dog-eater!!
Xylene // November 8, 2008 at 9:24 am |
Dinu,
No did not date to. Did not want to make my worst nightmare true !
Sahaja,Priti,
Yes and it got the right name!
Ruhi,
haha, same here I did not eat chicken for sometime.:)
Reema,
I can eat anyting and survive now.
Sakhi,megclou9,Raji,
S4705h,
Yes it is!
Nita,
Well you got to give credit to the cook at hostels, he would be the best cook to make dishes out of nothing and all the creatures in this hostel.
Chirag,
And thats how they named that one.
Soham,
haha, Iam sure its true.
Suda,
Seems like you had a lot of this
Manoj,
We never had a choice, either dogmeat or an empty stomach. I chose dogmeat.
Anshul,
we got rid of the stray… Somthing for the community? huh?
Nikhil,
haha trust me its better than the biriyani I mentioned in my previous post.
Jagan // November 16, 2008 at 5:57 pm |
lollzz..
At 11:30 in the night, i’m laughing aloud in the room.
haha.. the way you screenplayed the post is superb.
kekaaa
mitesh // November 16, 2008 at 6:53 pm |
hi
interesting , you can write part 2 hostel night without dogs
see you later
mitesh
http://realityviews.blogspot.com/
mithe // November 19, 2008 at 12:35 pm |
lolzzz..I think it’s the same story everywhere at hostels…
Am a new visitor to your blog. Really liked it and have blogrolled you. Hoping for many more such compositions!
xylene // November 20, 2008 at 5:50 am |
jagan,
thanks
thanks, welcome to the blog
Mithe,
amooma // November 30, 2008 at 12:12 pm |
haha! and did u continue to have chicken? what happened once the dogs vanished?