THE CRAPBOOK

I got tagged by Sandeep n Sakhi.
Please thoughtfully consider the following, and choose one item for each of the categories below. (Be sure to describe your reasons for choosing)

One religious work from a non-familiar tradition you’ll read:
Kuran. I have tried reading an English version when I was a kid.

One music video–that you like–from your “least likely to listen to’ genre:
The one can remember is ‘Palavatam’ by Vineeth Sreenivasan its a new malayalam music video.

A book from a genre you almost never read, that you have read, or you will read (promise!):
 I always want to complete all chapters in Bible. It’s sad that I have not done that till now.

Somewhere you’d never thought to go on holiday/vacation, and why it might be fun to go there?
New York, I just love those skyscrapers and Times Square.

A specific food you’ve never tried, but will because of this meme, honest!:
I would love to taste the worms and roaches that the Chinese eat. It should be tasty. I am not kidding. I love frog legs by the way. Yummy.

A sport or game you really hate or haven’t tried yet but are willing to give one more go:
I could give a try at golf.

A style of dance you probably won’t try (we won’t make you promise on this one):
Kathakali. I wouldn’t try. Well it takes a lifetime to learn.

A career job you don’t feel you’re suited for, and why:
Teaching. I am sure I suck.

An item that’s “thinking out of the box’ for this meme that hadn’t been included:
Hmmm. Hmmmm again. Hmmmm. Why did you start blogging? : hmmm again. Ans : why did I ever start doing this meme ??

Is there one thing in life you wanted to do, and will do because of this meme, what will it be?
Do a space walk. I really want to see our dear earth from outer space.

I guess everyone has done this tag, so I am not tagging anyone.

Suda and Balu tagged me while I was on vacation. Here I go.

Last movie you saw in a theater?

Its a Malayalam movie Annan Thampi and I am regretting it ever since.

What book are you reading?

The Appeal

Favourite board game:

Monopoly. But can’t remember the last time I played it.

Favorite magazine:

The Economist.

Favorite smells:

The smell of fresh currency.

Favorite sound:

The sound of an ATM.

Worst feeling in the world:

When you know you cant change things.

What is the first thing you think of when you wake up?

Damn I have work today. (on holidays “yyaaaay I got no work today”)

Favorite fast food place:

ZAM ZAM a small hotel in Trivandrum. I love the Tandoori Chicken there. (Can we include that in fast food, well I did )

Future child’s name:

“Do not name an unborn child” an old jungle saying. (If you are familiar with Phantom Comics this would make some sense, although not entirely)

Finish this statement, “If I had a lot of money I’d…”

put them in bank first and then think about it.

Do you drive fast?

No, but people driving faster than me are crazy.

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?

No.

Storms – Cool or Scary?

Scary if happening near my place. On TV? Cool.

Do you eat the stems on broccoli?

What? Is this edible? I eat cooked animals.

If you could dye your hair any color, what would be your choice?

Black

Name all the different cities/towns you have lived in:

Chennai, Kottayam, Idukki, Trivandrum, Bangalore.

Favorite sports to watch:

IPL Cheerleaders.

One nice thing about the person who sent this to you:

Suda : He is nice.

Balu : He is nice too

What’s under your bed?

Nothing.

Would you like to be born as yourself again?

Yea why not? As myself. But very rich and powerful.

Morning person or night owl?

Morning person. I get up around 9.

Over easy or sunny side up?

I look serious and people take it for granted am serious and I don’t waste my time to change it. Now the what do you think? Am I serious? Uh? Serious? ???? uh?

Favorite place to relax:

My room with music, volume turned up !

Favorite pie:

None.

Favorite ice cream flavor:

Vanilla.

You pass this tag to : no one. I guess everyone has already done this.

 Yesterday night I was just surfing the channels, while in many the reality shows were running, in one there was Rakhi Sawant yelling. I turned up the volume to hear what she was saying. There was this news scrolling on the screen.

Rakhi’s item number dropped from Krazzy 4.  

“Its publicity gimmick” I commented.

Wife “ What?”

Me “Well these guys, they will shoot it, then drop it, and then all the crazy news guys will roam around the actors, producers, directors and  the viewers analyzing the situation. All for publicity”

Wife “oh”

Me “I think they should not be given all this publicity…………………..they don’t deserve it………..” I went on and on and on for 10 mins while Rakhi was screaming on screen.

That’s when the scrolling changed to RAKHI FOOLED !!!!!! 

Wife “hahaha….” And went on and on and on…

Me “….”  

Today morning the Bangalore Times (the gossip section of TOI) had this STOP PRESS news.            

Saif and Kareena got HITCHED !

I read the entire article. And the last line read this Turn to page 3 for exclusive pictures And I turned only to see this APRIL FOOL !! 

I wonder how I fell for it two times in a row. Years back its used to be friends or colleagues who make a fool out of us (some don’t do it for fun J) now it’s the media. Well I think they are making a fool out of us the entire year!

PS : Read the post title as “Today is Fool’s day”

Okay. So that’s a huge setback. My laptop or to be precise my antivirus/internet security software has blocked ma site. So each time I try to login it says I am trying to access my site its blocked. The reason? The word crap in it.

Well this post is not to let you guys know that I bought myself a laptop.  Compaq presario. with Turion…..

Just like I was saying this post is not to let you guys know that I bought a laptop (I am repeating that again aint I?), but that like myself many others who are trying to access my site would be blocked not cause of it contents (which according to me is suitable for all ages) but cause of the blog name.

Well that just sad.