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October 22, 2009 · 12 Comments

“A customer is the most important visitor on our premises, he is not dependent on us. We are dependent on him. He is not an interruption in our work. He is the purpose of it. He is not an outsider in our business. He is part of it. We are not doing him a favor by serving him. He is doing us a favor by giving us an opportunity to do so.” Mahatma Gandhi

All companies boast of customer support. They have dedicated lines, toll free numbers, website links and email ids to help customers at the time of product dissatisfaction, service, complaints and feedback. With more people preferring the email and web way of raising their complaints,  most of the companies have options to help the customers the eway.

I raised a complaint regarding bad service and rude staff behaivior at a Spencer store in Bangalore. I wrote my feedback down on the book they have kept at the store, on page 37( this is important read on..). After a week I visited the store again and out of curiosity opened the book only to find that page 37 is missing. All the other pages with customer feedback was there except page 37. I talked to one of the staff and asked them on the missing page for which she replied “I did not tear it”.

Me “I didn’t say you tore it off, was just asking on where the page is. Now I am sure someone tore it off”

She “I did not tear it”

Me “Can I see your manager?”

Out came the same person who was rude to me the week before that and introduced as the manager of the store. I asked the same question.

Manager “It was there”

Me “Where is it?. I am sure none of the customers are going to tear it off “

Manager “I did not tear it, why are you blaming me”

Me “I want to talk to your Manager”

On this, the manager called the store ‘general manager’ who said he will take appropriate action on it.

I sent an email to the email id given on the spencer site. The last line read “I hope you acknowledge and respect my comments and not just send this email to thrash just like what happened to Page 37″

And they did. They sent it to thrash.

I sent a similar feedback to GK Vale customer care on how their store ruined the photoframe order that I gave. No reply.

I think many of these email ids should have warnings posted on their site as “Warning : Please do not sent emails to this id as it would go to an unmonitored mailbox.”

But some companies are prompt in replying to customer emails like Tata Indicom and Vodafone. Tata Indicom also has a forum where we can post our concerns and it would be addressed in 2 working days.

From all this I learned one thing, the snail mail still helps. All complaints send as snail mail would be read and acknowledged (read most of them). May be the customer service is been bombarded with customer emails that some of the emails are missed out. I think the customer support also consider snail mail as documentary evidence and take it more seriously than the emails. So next time you want to write a complaint out, write a snail mail.

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I am sick of electronic money.

February 4, 2008 · 21 Comments

I am sick of electronic money.

Last time I was charged twice when I swiped my card at a retail shop in Kochi. I got just one slip as reference for my transaction but I was charged twice.Then it’s a game of tennis between the merchant and the bank, and I would be the ball.  The bank told me that my money is with VISA. The merchant told me that the he didn’t get any.I got my money after 45 working days (more than 2 months) with no interest paid. 

Once I booked two tickets with KF Airlines, they charged me thrice; however they didn’t claim it and the bank treated the transactions as void after I made 12 calls and sent 5 emails to the customer care.

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Recently I booked a ticket with IRCTC, they charged me thrice (Two times after the payment, the IRCTC site went down saying ‘Service Unavailable’). IRCTC refunded the money back to my credit card. But the bank is not returning the service charge they levied from me.They say the transaction was successful for them and there is a charge for it. I am sorry, I didn’t get that. I did a transaction online which is void, which even the back accepts yet I will be charged for it? 

Now this is like I will be taxed even if I don’t get a car. Look at this hypothetical situation. I book a car and they cancel my order because of obvious reasons say, I am brown. But I still have to pay the tax applicable. 

What????And they say customer is king. A king who has to pay taxes and service charges? 

I am sick of electronic money.

Categories: Customer · Information Technology · Internet · What the ???? · bank
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DND Do Not Disturb

January 22, 2008 · 23 Comments

How irritating it is at time when you are in a meeting or at the hospital when you get a call offering you a credit that you already have? Or asking you to take an insurance policy that you don’t need?

National Do No Disturb/Call Registry for your rescue !

I am not sure if you guys know about this. It takes 4 weeks to be registered. I got my confirmation the other day.

Register your number with the national Do Not call/ Disturb Directory of India.

Now TRAI is planning to introduce fines for the unsolicited caller up to Rs 20,000 !

Categories: Calls · Cellphones · Customer · General · Law · Misc · Mobiles
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The ‘Customer Care’less

January 3, 2008 · 15 Comments

Today my wife received a credit card (which she has not applied for) from The Bank. I suggested calling up the Customer ‘care’ to sort out the issue.

10:00 AM

Automated voice “ Thanks for calling us. Happy new year to you and your family and …………….”

10:04 AM

Automated voice  “Dial 1 for…dial 2 for…. dial 3…. Dial 49………”

Beep (1)

10:05 AM

Automated voice “Dial 1 for… dial 2 for… dial 3 for”

Beep (2)

10:06AM

Automated voice “Dial your 10 digit Account number or ATM debit card number or Credit card number”

Beep Beep Beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

10:07 AM

Automated voice “Please Dial your TPIN”

Beep Beep beep beep

10:08 AM

Automated voice “Your balance is Rs X, last salary credit is Rs X. Your withdrawal balance is Rs Y”

Wife “ How do I get to the customer care”

Me : “Try 9”

Beep (9)

Automated voice “Sorry that input cannot be recognized. Dial1 for… Dial 2 for…..”

Beep (1)

Wife “Arrgh”

Automated voice “Dial 1 for dial 2 for dial 3 for……”

Beep (9)

10:10 AM

Automated voice “Please wait while I transfer your call to our customer service executive”

(it took 10 mins and 100 years of patience to connect )

Automated voice “All our executives are busy. Your call is important to us ( yeah right)”

10:12 AM

Customer care (CC) : “Good morning How may I help you”

Wife : “See I dint apply for a credit card and how come you sent me one”

CC : “Surely I can help you with that. Happy new year”

Wife :”Could you please let me know whether this card is charged?”

CC : “surely I can help you with that. I need to confirm a few things”

Wife : “But I typed the TPIN right? Why do you need to ask me the security questions?”

CC : “Well its out security policy…………………blah blah”

<after verifying questions>

10:16 AM

CC : “Thank you for verifying the security check”

Wife “Okay. Now could you pleeeease tell me why you sent me this card? Should I open the packet?”

CC : “NO. Please don’t open it”

Wife “Okay”

CC : “Please tell me the card number”

Wife “How do I know the card number?”

CC “Its on the card ma’am”

Wife “So I can open the package?”

CC “ hmm Oh okay you can open the package?”

Wife (losing it) “What are you talking about?”

CC “Please open the package m’aam”

Wife “ Aaargh”

Wife “The card number is…….”

10:20AM

CC “I am afraid I have to connect you to the credit card dept”

Wife “Wait….”  Beep   

Automated voice “Please wait while I transfer your call to our customer service executive. All our executives are busy. Your call is important to us”

10:23 AM

CC (another lady): ““Good morning How may I help you”

Wife : “See I dint apply for a credit card and how come you sent me one”

CC : “Surely I can help you with that. Happy new year”

Wife :”Could you please let me know whether this card is charged?”

CC : “surely I can help you with that. I need to confirm a few things”

Wife : “But I typed the TPIN right? I have already gone through all that?”

CC : “Well its out security policy…………………blah blah”

<After verifying questions>

10:30AM

Wife “Could you please let me know if this card is charged or not. That’s the only thing I need to know”

CC : “this card? No this is life time free card”

CLICK !

Wife ‘Aarrgh”

30 mins to know that card is free of charge. I mean how worse this system can be? I can understand the security check and all that. Why can’t they just have one direct button to the customer care? That’s all I ask for !!! 

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