Posts Tagged ‘Fun at College’
And the **** vanished.
And thats how the **** vanished.
Our college mess was a mess. The kitchen was a mess, the cook was a bigger mess, and the food was even bigger………….mess thats when we decided to form the ‘Mess committee’ . We had to make sure that the Mess committee wouldn’t keep up with its ‘name’ and work on improving the quality of the food.
And we formulated a menu. With almost 98% non-veggies, our menu had chicken 4 days a week, fish for one day, egg and complete veg for the last two days. The mess contractor was not that happpy with the menu, but after some persuasions and bargaining he finally accepted the menu.
Day 1
The chicken curry was good, we enjoyed every bite of it.
Month 3
The chicken tasted different, but good.
Month 5
We got used to the new taste.
Month 8
The pieces we unnaturally large for a chicken. I couldn’t make out which part of the chicken was being served. It was not the leg, nor the breast. Seemed very very large.
Month 9
Friend “Hey seems like we are not seeing all those stray dogs anymore”
Me ” May be they died after eating our mess food, haha”
My friend looked at me and we echoed ” NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
Note: We are still not sure about what was served. But my best guess would be well you know. Anyways we did not have any health problems and it was tasty. 
And thats how the dogs vanished.
Back to the College Part I
Scene: Math Class. Second year Engineering.
Professor: “Rengith U R”
Rengith: “Yes sir”
Professor “Oh. So you are Rengith?”
Rengith “No Sir I am Rengith U. R”
Professor “ ???? You are Rengith right?”
Rengith “No Sir Rengith U. R”.
Class “Rengith U. R sirrrrrr”
Professor confused as ever “ So YOU ARE Rengith U. R right????”
Rengith “NO Sir, Just Rengith U R”
Professor “(*@#&()#@()*#”
