The Crapbook

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaam’
No that might be the background score in my nightmare.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaam’
No this is real. I opened my eyes and found myself lying in my bed room.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaam’
It’s from the kitchen…. I ran to the kitchen to find my wife screaming.
“What is it?” I asked gasping.
“LIZAAAARDD” She screamed.
“Whew” I sighed [...]