THE CRAPBOOK

Hoorraaaaaayyyy.. I am back from my vacation and I am surprised to see that the ‘pest controlling’ worked !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So the ‘atta thing’ worked after all !.

You might have to read this before moving on…..

………. Yes its from the kitchen. I ran to the kitchen to find my wife screaming and there was a cockroach in sight. 

“What the ???” I thought and ran for my cellphone.

“Are you going to kill it with your cell phone” My wife asked.

“No I am going to kill that son of a ()*@(#*@() Mr Pest Control Agent” I replied.

“Help me here first” My wife shouted. 

I killed the cockroach, wrapped it in a paper for evidence and called the ‘Agent’. 

Agent “ Hello. This is Pest Control’

Me “Pest Control My foot !!!. I am calling from……………… I still got pests in here. You guaranteed that there will be no more pests”

Agent “You must be seeing a lot of cockroaches now. Am I right?”

Me “YES!” 

Agent “It must be running around. Am I right?”

Me “YES YES YES”

Agent  “There might be more number than what you initially had”

Me(losing it)  “YES!!!! WHATS YOUR POINT” 

Agent  “Sir. That’s completely normal.”

Me “What??????” 

Agent  “Let me explain to you Sir. This is an herbal treatment and in the initial 14 days there will be more trouble because it will be coming out of hiding. This will decrease gradually and there wont be no more problem” 

Me (cooling down) “Oh okay, but you never mentioned the ‘herbal treatment’ to me before”

Agent  “Sir I have mentioned it. Its there in the manual too”“

Manual???” I thought.

Me  “Oh okay Thank you” 

Click 

‘I will call you after 14 days you ()*@)@()*@)*@#” I thought.

Me (after regaining my cool and senses) : ‘But then how will the cockroaches know when its 14 days???? Anyways let’s wait for that day…………………..”

Update : read this post

After the incident of pest attack we thought of calling in the experts. The pests including cockroaches were almost invading my home. They were everywhere !!!

I called in a pest control agent to analyze the situation and to suggest plans to save us from the invasion. It took him hardly 10 minutes to walk around the house and paste a sticky substance (looked like ‘atta’ to me) all over. It’s neither visible nor smelly.

I hoped at least the cockroaches would find them. 

‘Wow that was quick’ I thought. 

“1600 Rs sir” said the agent. 

“WHAT?????”  (that’s me)

“Sir this is for one year contract. Our agents will come here every month” Mr Pest Agent.

“Oh okay”

‘I can’t believe I am paying him for sticking atta all over my house’ I thought. 

I paid him.

‘Hmmm’ (sigh)  (that’s me again) 

“Well at least we got rid of all the pests” (that’s me trying to relax)

‘I hope should be something like ‘landlord control’ ROFL’ (that’s me)   {Landlord treatment}

Two days later …………………………………….

 “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaam’ 

It’s from the kitchen….   

To be contd…..