The Crapbook

My relationship with the Kitchen is limited to making noodles and omelets. I thought of making something that is different and reached the net for some easy recipes which will sound good and will be easy to make. That’s why I came across the Bread Roll, this sounded good and I could make it as [...]

Hoorraaaaaayyyy.. I am back from my vacation and I am surprised to see that the ‘pest controlling’ worked !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So the ‘atta thing’ worked after all !.

You might have to read this before moving on…..
………. Yes its from the kitchen. I ran to the kitchen to find my wife screaming and there was a cockroach in sight. 
“What the ???” I thought and ran for my cellphone.
“Are you going to kill it with your cell phone” My wife asked.
“No I am going to [...]

After the incident of pest attack we thought of calling in the experts. The pests including cockroaches were almost invading my home. They were everywhere !!!
I called in a pest control agent to analyze the situation and to suggest plans to save us from the invasion. It took him hardly 10 minutes to walk around [...]

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaam’
No that might be the background score in my nightmare.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaam’
No this is real. I opened my eyes and found myself lying in my bed room.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaam’
It’s from the kitchen…. I ran to the kitchen to find my wife screaming.
“What is it?” I asked gasping.
“LIZAAAARDD” She screamed.
“Whew” I sighed [...]

Me : “lets go for Lions for Lambs?”

Wife : “Hey we already spent more than 2k last month for movies. NO”  

Me : “But that’s last month. This movie was not released last month” 

Wife : “I cant believe I got married to a movie freak!”  

Me : “I love movies, I can’t live without music andmovies”. 

Wife “ [...]