Me : “lets go for Lions for Lambs?”
Wife : “Hey we already spent more than 2k last month for movies. NO”
Me : “But that’s last month. This movie was not released last month”
Wife : “I cant believe I got married to a movie freak!”
Me : “I love movies, I can’t live without music andmovies”.
Wife “ …….”
Me : “Err… You.. I cant live without YOU”.
One week later
Wife : “Lets go for Chocolate ( A Malayalam flick now running successfully in Kerala, recently released in Bangalore).
Me : “Hey we spent more than 2k on movies”
Wife: “Well that was last month. We dint even go for a movie this month”
Me : “But then…” Wife : “Yeah yeah I only asked you to take me for a movie not to get me a new diamond set or anything”
Me : “But then you said…”
Wife: “Stop blabbering”
Me : “Sigh. But I hate the actor. He sucks. He thinks he is very good at acting”
Wife : “You are just jealous. He is very good looking”
My thoughts “ I hate than sonofa (@*#” Wife : “We’ll watch it on Sunday”
(Quote 1 :Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband).
So I end up getting the tickets that too in black (it was houseful when we reached and I had to pay 40 Rs extra for the tickets :()
Update : You can find Part II here.