The Wife Part I

Me : “lets go for Lions for Lambs?”

Wife : “Hey we already spent more than 2k last month for movies. NO”  

Me : “But that’s last month. This movie was not released last month” 

Wife : “I cant believe I got married to a movie freak!”  

Me : “I love movies, I can’t live without music andmovies”. 

Wife “ …….”

Me : “Err… You.. I cant live without YOU”.   

One week later 

Wife : “Lets go for Chocolate ( A Malayalam flick now running successfully in Kerala, recently released in Bangalore). 

Me : “Hey we spent more than 2k on movies”   

Wife: “Well that was last month. We dint even go for a movie this month” 

Me : “But then…” Wife : “Yeah yeah I only asked you to take me for a movie not to get me a new diamond set or anything” 

Me : “But then you said…” 

Wife: “Stop blabbering”   

Me : “Sigh. But I hate the actor. He sucks. He thinks he is very good at acting” 

Wife : “You are just jealous. He is very good looking” 

My thoughts “ I hate than sonofa (@*#” Wife : “We’ll watch it on Sunday”  

(Quote 1 :Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband).  

 So I end up getting the tickets that too in black (it was houseful when we reached and I had to pay 40 Rs extra for the tickets :()  

Update : You can find Part II here.


  1. I too don like prithviraj.. hw was the movie neways?

  2. Well, not worth the 400 Bucks I shelled out !! 😦
    But then Salim Kumar was good !

  3. hmmm i guess i wil go for morning show.. mal movies r not worth 200 anyday

  4. i haven’t seen a mallu movie in ages.. u see i am not married 😀

  5. @Sreejith.
    Thats an explanation!

  6. // (Quote 1 :Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband). //

    thanks for the lesson buddy !!! really funny … 😛 so you are a mallu family right ? 🙂

  7. dinu,
    yes we are original mallus from god’s own country. 🙂

  8. Hahaha dat was really funny!
    u ended up watching the chocolate with tickets in black!!! 😐 ..hoo God! i donno hw did i sit for that movie for 3 hrs! 😦

  9. scorpria · · Reply

    hi! came bloghopping from Reema’s…

    hehehe…hilarious posts (both part 1 and 2)…well, i am empathetic to your wife 😀 😀 😀 (whr movies are concered) and am sure yu’ll be empathetic to my husband-to-be too 😀 😀 😀

    fun blog….have added you to my blogroll…shall keep hoppin in once a while..

    P.S.: I hate prithviraj too….eeewwww….he was my schoolmate….and the attitude!! (those days we used to call him ‘meenkari’…tht’s how he used to walk, the way those women do with tht huge thing on their head 😀 😀 😀 )

  10. rekha,
    😀 yeah poor me.
    whats ur blog address?
    Poor me and poor ur hus-to-be. 😀

    I hate prithviraj !!!!!

  11. scorpria · · Reply

    i blog at

    i jus donno why my name isnt linked tu my blog …everyone else’s is 😦

    and yea, poor me and poor yur wife too 😀 😀 😀

    i also hate prithviraj!!! (oh, the joy in seeing this in print 😀 😀 )

  12. scorpria,
    hahaha 😀
    got it, added to my reader.

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